Here, we can clearly see that Squinty the Pirate from Spongebob Squarepants, The Movie, is in fact being played by Matt Curran. Or is Matt Curran being played by Kristopher Logan (aka Squinty the Pirate)? Would a Real Pirate©® allow himself to be chucked in the jaw thus by little Erin? Would a real Matt ever go this far over the top on the scar-face makeup? Only one man (or two, or three men) know the truth, and he's (they're) not telling.
Where work is a religion, Burnout is its crisis of faith.
Deranged Finn with fins... and rocket boots.
Democracy in the USA? Riiight.