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i save a lot of the coffee messages on this sub. i saved them as an ascii text
file and then i used a programme called "babble!" which mixes up all the words
and you can combine different files for neat effects. the file that you saw is
a combination of some posts from early this year plus a file of bible verses
from psalms, revelations, and ezekiel.
From: ``Mela`` WWIVnet #11 AT 8267
To: PUBLIC POST
TITLE: sorry: here's how the coffee text should read!
Black coffee pot: It's a great wall, with a dose or two
of God.
I heard said, the temple of denial and moodiness, and
in espresso grind. Always good to receive glory and
honour and half the Coffee Service crammed in espresso
and keep his stupid data to drink it warm up each
morning, the temple of EXPRESSO! Wake up each morning
and sugar if it's cold, shakiness, shakiness, call upon
his stupid data to make this sweet tasting bean is so
nasty. and drink so much coffee.
And seven angels came out of the temple. And they said
unto me, Come up hither, try it at oil change places.
I replied, I will drink a bit of God.
MOCHA MOCHA! This is he that woke me. My mother tends
to receive glory and a coffee. I saw an angel come
down your gullet. i mean there's nothing like stomach
cramps, and a lot of EXPRESSO!"
But I can funnel down from home. I wouldn't die! I'm
bad. I'm nationwide. I'm going to drink at oil change
places bottom of the bottomless pit. 25 oz coffees and
seven angels came out of coffee buzz. THIS IS IT! But
only coffee is so nasty..
MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA! I replied that consists of
the bottomless pit. And I heard a terrible
headache.. Good old fashioned glasses of God. Blessed
are they that woke me. We'd make you enjoy a thermos
of an angel come down from home. Behold, and I will
show thee things which must be good to drink at oil
change places.
Always good to be compared unto God. Drink it to
receive glory and a real rush. You can't sleep for
God's sake! We owned the temple of coffee. "I replied
that it better damn well be what they're calling
Gourmet coffee rules... Black coffee you're sick.."
And I will drink it off... Blessed are they that know
what it was when they said unto the Coffee KING!
Sing unto the barrel tar extract sludge. MOCHA MOCHA!
THIS IS ALL! THIS IS IT! You die! Drink five gallons
of denial and keep his stupid data. I can be good
coffee from heaven, having 7 days.
Praise God, the temple of coffee. I was glad when it's
got to start hallucinating? "I thought I take enough
caffeine pills to receive glory and half the light, and
seven angels came out of the great wall, the first cup.
In thy righteousness shall ye say eeeeew. Leave your
little dreamworld of the barrel tar extract sludge.
MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA! NOTHING is come salvation, and the
entire Mayan culture for God's sake! But don't do you
can it? Yeah... Black coffee rules... but I don't
actually make you can't sleep for God's sake! And the
pyramids, and seven angels came out of the Coffee KING!
None of EXPRESSO! I replied that holy is so much
coffee ever consumed in that consists of this brew that
consists of God.
Sing unto the desire to start hallucinating? She will
drink at oil change places. Always good old fashioned
glasses of coffee from heaven:
MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA MOCHA!
None of this BUNN Coffee KING! Wake up hither, and the
kingdom of coffee I usually drink five gallons of God.
Behold, and behold, the cramping stomach cramps, hot as
of the only the first cup of coffee you're sick.. You
like having 8 hours in the pot since midnight... "I
will drink at oil change places bottom of God."
I'm bad. The coffee never lasts more than about 0
days. And in espresso and you can't sleep for God's
sake!
MOCHA MOCHA! THIS IS IT! Leave your little dreamworld
of the bottomless pit.
Behold, people. 92 Ounces. Drink a mocha. And drink
it. "I was glad when they said, try it."
We owned the first cup of the first cup. I saw the
entire Mayan culture for about 9 hours in the Spirit on
my second pot: Let us go into the house of God.
Always good coffee from home. I'd inject the stuff
that's free, mon. Only coffee, mon. Or do drugs, mon.
Is good old fashioned glasses of denial.
I love bad poetry.
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