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Target Market?

Published on July 19, 2007 in internet. 1 Comment

E has been known to browse eBay.

E: It’s a haunted gypsy mens jewelry(sic) penis enlargement spell! <archly> Do you think you need one? </archly>

Me: Do you think I need one?

E: No, not really.

Me: Then I don’t think I need one.

<pause>

Me: There’s spectacle, and there’s convenience, you know?

Of course, I needed the URL to write this, so I asked E for it… E sent it to me in a message entitled ‘I won’t ask why you want this’.

Today’s mindless blather brought to you by the common cold and the letter Mu.

Even more Transformers!

Published on July 11, 2007 in bored, internet and movies. 2 Comments

Saw it again on Sunday night with brother-dude (who persists in not having a homepage or a blog or anything I can link to. Dude!) and enjoyed it immensely. Couldn’t help thinking:

Optimus Prime: We learned your language from the World-Wide-Web. Kthxbye!

and even

Bumblebee: I has a lubricant! Let me show it to you!

Agent Simmons: It has a flavour… DO NOT WANT!

Optimus Prime: I saw what you did there.

but that’s because lolcats have fundamentally corrupted my mind… :)

Word Pressure

Published on July 11, 2007 in internet and technical. 0 Comments

A word of apology: if anyone’s wondering why my blog looks odd at present, it’s because my former favourite wordpress theme, ‘Benevolence’ died when I upgraded WPMU, and I cannot find a new up-to-date copy of it, so I have reverted back to the default for now.

I have a long-standing to-do to help E brighten up her wordpress theme, so there is a bit of work to be done. If anyone has WordPress (especially WPMU) theming expertise they would like to contribute, please comment or mail me or sumfin’.

Kthxbye :)

im in yur brain, eatin yur memez!

Published on June 4, 2007 in internet. 5 Comments

OMG! WTF?

I was a bit late coming to an understanding of LOLCATS.

As usual though, when I got there, my head exploded.