This year, E may well have given me the coolest birthday present of all time: New legs.
Once mastered, they enable you to jump higher and run faster than ought to be physically possible. Still working on the whole mastery thing. 
These shots show myself and my brother taking turns at teetering around the back yard.
These are cool enough to warrant a lengthy article, but they are also very simple… once I point out how cool they are, I’m not sure there’s much left to say.
You need to post a less anxious photo of yourself. Your brother looks way cooler than you.
Dave, let me strap giant springs to your legs, and then you try to mask your anxiety.
Besides, my brother is in fact cooler than me. :-/